Bumbly the Procasti-Panda

Bumbly is the Procasti-Panda: a laid-back strategist with a grin that says he’s either cooking up brilliance or stalling in style. He moves through the world in his power wheelchair—smooth, reclined, and unapologetically engineered for comfort—because his body runs on different rules, and he’s done pretending otherwise.

He collects small joys like they’re mission-critical: warm drinks, good movies, perfectly timed sarcasm, and the kind of friendship that doesn’t require explaining. Bumbly doesn’t chase “inspiration.” He builds belonging—one slow, stubborn, hilarious pawprint at a time.

  • Power Wheelchair

    His independence engine; comfort-first, joy-forward mobility.

  • Straw-in-Glass Setup

    Hydration accessibility without fuss, always dignified.

  • Gadget Pouch

    Chargers, urinal, adaptors—because the world forgets compatibility.

Rituals, Rules, and Soft Boundaries

Routine B

When energy dips, the plan gets smaller—not cancelled.

Pain ≠ Morality

Bad days are data, not failure.

Slow is still moving

Progress counts even when it’s quiet.

Consent in everything

Care is offered, not assumed.

  • Steve

    Found-family chaos with deep trust: Steve handles the social edges, Bumbly handles the clever adaptations.

  • Zippy

    Best-friend intimacy: Zippy brings warmth and hands-on care; Bumbly brings calm, safety, and “you don’t have to perform.”

  • Cipher

    Cipher fixes the tiny tech that keeps Bumbly independent; Bumbly makes Cipher feel valued beyond output